Now, seriously. I think Lisbon is under attack. By gorgeous foreign guys! Really, everywhere I look, either on the subway or the train, in McDonalds or in a coffee, they're everywhere! How can a girl focus when gorgeous guys are walking around, with their blonde hair and blue eyes, their dark skin and green eyes, it's awful. It's so good that it's awful. I have a radar installed inside my head and everytime a cute guy is nearby, I think my brain starts to make a sound to alert me "cute guy is coming, the impact will be in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...eye connection has been established!". It's a lot of offer right now. Do you know the concept "supply and demand"? Well, I think that we have too much supply and few people to take care of them, and by supply I mean "hot guys" and by people I mean "girls". So, do you have any ideas for this festival of hotness around Lisbon? My eyes are so sore...
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