10 rules to be an authentic mess

Rules:

1.  Never care about what others might think of you or your actions.

2. Always do want you want, when you want to do it, no matter how stupid it is.

3. Solve all your problems with at least one of this attitudes:

·         Just saying “Fuck it”

·         Drinking

·         Smoking

·         Eating

·         Wishing a particular person dead

(Note:  The use of all the above will make you a better mess!)

4. Fry your brain every once in a while. Meaning that you should dream, think and look into the emptiness feeling sorry for yourself, contemplating running away or actual suicide (never taking it too seriously).

5. Be sarcastic all the time, about everything.

6. Make a dirty joke out of every sentence you hear or read.

7. Be incredibly funny and creepy at the same time when meeting new people and still manage to make them like you.

8. Do things you know you shouldn’t, not because you want to do them but just because you shouldn’t. (Warning: Following this rule will lead to an immediate but lasting feeling of regret.)

9. Make sounds not sense! Sing, hum, growl, clap…. Shni,shna,shnapy! Better to be crazy than right.

10.  Always be yourself but never be predictable.

Warning: we DO NOT take responsibility for any unhappiness or sadness you might feel when following these rules. Being a mess is not easy!

The Mess in person,

Rita