So, I'm clumsy. The truth is out. Last friday, on Erasmus corner, accidentaly, I pour two glasses of beer into the floor...what a waste. Have I mentioned that one of them left my top all soaked? Great aim, really. I'm the girl you should never trust with things that die, broke and/or are electronic. If you give me a pillow? That's awesome! I'll take care good care of it, maybe even sleep with her. If you offer me a book? Great, I'll read it. Clothes are good too because I'd wear them and if something happens they'll just go the washing machine. Now, if you ask me to hold a glass? Either it will brake or the beverage will be lost forever. The camera will drown in white wine. The mp3 will fall in the tub. The computer will be swimming in milk. The cell phone will fall of the window, three stories down (but he managed to stay alive). I even hurt myself. I fall a lot, I bump into things. The other day I was (supposedly) dancing with a friend and baam! I hit my head on the wall. Believe me, that one hurt. Consider this only as an advice. You don't need to stay away from me. Just keep your medical insurance valid.
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